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[短篇] 笑话三则

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笑话三则

1、
去做保健遇到了大学时拒绝我无数次的女神,我狂笑着点了她。。。
事毕,我愤然道:“当年我看错你了!”
她笑道:“当年我就看透你了。。。”
我。。。

2、
知道你过得不好,我特别欣慰,对你付出了这么多的感情终于得到了回报。

3、
班里一个很娘的男生一直在过道里溜达来溜达去,我看得眼花就问他:“喂,你很闲哦?”
结果他妩媚地瞄了我一眼说:“我还很甜呢~”
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